FullyClothedMen

I WAS WATCHING THAT

(Players: The Fully Clothed Men. Written by Brian Webb)

(Filmed by still frame shot)

SCENE SETTING: All six are watching t.v.

BRIAN: Commercial.

KEVIN: Hey Steve did you page me today?

STEVE: No.

KYLE: I did.

KEVIN: What did you want?

KYLE: I wanted to know if you had a pager?

(Kevin looks at him confused)

CHRIS: My mom gave me a pager once, but I think I broke it or something because I don’t have it.

(Brian changes the channel)

BOB: I was watching that.

BRIAN: Sorry.

(Brian changes back)

STEVE: Ooh look, the new Barenaked Ladies video collection is coming soon.

BOB: Is there a reason that we listen to BNL?

(There is a pause, everyone looks at each other confused for about a minute)

BRIAN: I think I’ll change it. KEVIN: No, I am watching that.

BRIAN: (screaming) What’s your problem! Let me watch what I want to watch for a change. Monday Night Football is on!

CHRIS: Watch it somewhere else ok, I happen to like Ally McBeal.

(Brian leaves the room)

FCM: Ally, Ally, Ally, Ally, Ally!

End.

 

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