I Threw It Up

 

Exterior: Open Field - Day

 

(Chris and Brian talking; Bob, Kevin and Kyle playing Frisbee in background)

 

Brian: Sorry I couldn’t stay over last night, but how was dinner?

 

Chris: They tried to feed me chicken again.

 

Brian: How’d it taste?

 

Chris: I threw it.

 

Brian:  You threw it?

 

Chris: Yeah, I threw it.

 

Brian: Where’d you throw it?

 

Chris: Up.

 

Brian: Well, did it go back down?

 

Chris: What?  Are you sick or something?

 

Brian: What?

 

Chris: Did it come back down?  That’s disgusting.

 

Brian: Why?

 

Chris: That’s just gross.

 

Brian: Why?  Ever hear of Newton?  What goes up must come down.

 

Chris: No…I defy the laws of physics then.

 

Brian: So whatever happened to the chicken?

 

Chris: I threw it.

 

Brian: Up?

 

(Chris nods head while taking a bite of his hotdog)

 

Brian: You threw it up?

 

(As Chris is nodding he barfs up his hotdog)

 

Brian: That’s just gross.

 

 

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