FullyClothedMen
CARDS
SCENE SETTING: All four guys are sitting at a table playing cards.
BRIAN: Hit it!
(Chris smacks the pile of cards in the middle of the table)
STEVE: (to camera) Playing cards remain a mystery among mankind, why do we play?
KEVIN: Dealer takes two. What do you all have?
BRIAN: (to camera) We seem to have a fascination with the ace, don’t we?
STEVE: I’ve got nothing.
CHRIS: (to camera) Want to see what I have? Yeah right. I have money riding on this man, are you crazy?
CHRIS: Full house.
BRIAN: I have four kings.
(knock, knock, knock)
STEVE, BRIAN, and CHRIS: What does the dealer have?
KEVIN: I have a rash. I don’t want to play anymore.
KEVIN: (to camera) Here, take my spot, I have a special cream in the bathroom.
(camera looks first at Brian)
BRIAN: What’s up?
(to Steve)
STEVE: Soda?
(to Chris)
CHRIS: Are you fatter from the side?
(Fade out)
END
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