FullyClothedMen

CARDS

SCENE SETTING: All four guys are sitting at a table playing cards.

BRIAN: Hit it!

(Chris smacks the pile of cards in the middle of the table)

STEVE: (to camera) Playing cards remain a mystery among mankind, why do we play?

KEVIN: Dealer takes two. What do you all have?

BRIAN: (to camera) We seem to have a fascination with the ace, don’t we?

STEVE: I’ve got nothing.

CHRIS: (to camera) Want to see what I have? Yeah right. I have money riding on this man, are you crazy?

CHRIS: Full house.

BRIAN: I have four kings.

(knock, knock, knock)

STEVE, BRIAN, and CHRIS: What does the dealer have?

KEVIN: I have a rash. I don’t want to play anymore.

KEVIN: (to camera) Here, take my spot, I have a special cream in the bathroom.

(camera looks first at Brian)

BRIAN: What’s up?

(to Steve)

STEVE: Soda?

(to Chris)

CHRIS: Are you fatter from the side?

(Fade out)

END

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