Ode to my Shoes
L: Kevin Simmons & Nick Hong
M: Kevin Simmons & Steve Davidson
Everywhere I walk around people tend to notice the way that I wear my shoes!
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But they never seem to notice my Hawaiian shirt or my Dickies® pants. G Am D Am
They never even notice the way I walk and sway or walk and sway and dance. G Am D Am
From the way they stare I’d swear they think my shoes were imported from France, G Am D Am
But if these shoes were French wouldn’t I be getting romance? G Am D Am
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(D) They (Em) like my (D) shoes at a (Em) glance
But they (D) ne(Em)ver give (D) me a (Em) chance
Tell me (D) why (Em) is (D) this the (Em) case
My shoes’ (D) coolness takes the (Em) smile from my face.
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Everyone thinks that my shoes are really coo’, G Am D Am
But their popularity is just giving me the flu. G Am D Am
And everyone thinks my shoes are brand new, G Am D Am
But shoes let me tell you, you are so old that me and you are through! G Am D Am
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(D) They (Em) like my (D) shoes at a (Em) glance,
But they (D) ne(Em)ver give (D) me a (Em) chance.
Tell me (D) why (Em) is (D) this the (Em) case.
My shoes’ (D) coolness puts a (Em) frown on my face.
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It (G) might be just that I (Am) have nice feet
Or it (D) might be that every(Am)one I meet
Is (G) really (C) strange
Or (Am) even de(Em)ranged…
But they (G) never seem to notice the (Am) way that I grin
Or the (D) hair that I’m growing on my (Am) chinny chin chin
(G)All they ever notice is the (Am) way I wear my (D) shoes.
Which (G) don’t cause me dis(Am)comfort, but are (D) giving me the (Am) blues.
(G) O-o-oh… (Am) who-o-oa (D) this is the (Am) O-0-ode (Em) to my (G) shoes.
Yeah!
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*Strum/mute the G Am D Am progression while singing the verses.