Missing Puzzle Piece (A song about heat and other crap)

                                                                                                                                    L: Brian Webb

 

If you look outside the window

And you see on the front lawn

The grass is wet and so is the driveway

Because the sprinklers were on

 

It’s eight o’ clock in the morning

And I wish I was outside

Cuz we’re having a birthday party

With a brand new slip n’ slide

 

Down the street lives Mr. Rogers

He’s the best of all my neighbors

He beat up a bunch of people

On American Gladiators

 

Chorus:

Summertime, summertime in Riverside County

Hotter than the boots of a Canadian Mountie

Can you scoot to the side just a little please?

Cuz I’m trying to find my missing puzzle piece

 

Summertime, summertime in Riverside County

Hotter than the boots of a Canadian Mountie

Can you scoot to the side just a little please?

Cuz I’m trying to find my missing puzzle piece

 

Open up all my presents

Look I got a puzzle

My aunt Clarita won’t shut up

I think she needs a muzzle

 

Outside it’s in the hundreds

Inside it’s about eighty

Did you know they gave an Oscar?

To Mr. Warren Beatty!

 

Chorus:

Summertime, summertime in Riverside County

Hotter than the boots of a Canadian Mountie

Can you scoot to the side just a little please?

Cuz I’m trying to find my missing puzzle piece

 

Summertime, summertime in Riverside County

Hotter than the boots of a Canadian Mountie

Can you scoot to the side just a little please?

Cuz I’m trying to find my missing puzzle piece

 

Trying to find my missing puzzle piece

Trying to find my missing puzzle piece