Hamlet
L/M: Kevin Simmons
(C) Whoa… Hamlet… (C) whoa… whoa!
(C) Hamlet, Hamlet, Hamlet, Hamlet (C)
Hamlet, Hamlet, Hamlet, (C)
(F) Hamlet you came (G) home from college
To (F) find your father under(G)neath the foliage
(F) And your uncle (G) was the king.
(F) Hamlet you were (G) screwed out of (F) every(G)thing.
(C) Hamlet, Hamlet, Hamlet, (C) Hamlet
Hamlet, Hamlet, Ham(C)let
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(C) People are starting to say there’s something rotten
In the (F) state of Denmark. They (G) must’ve forgotten
(C) That a widow turned a bride and an uncle turned to king
And the (F) son, the heir, was screwed out of (G) everything!
(C) Hamlet things aren’t (Am) looking good for your (G) team
Although it’s (Am) meager, you’re (Em) eager
(Dm) For re(C)venge since you (Am) saw your (Em) father’s (C) ghost
On (C) top of Ellsinore in the (Am) middle night when (G) better men just screamed;
You heard him (Am) standing, (Em) demanding,
That you (Dm) turn your (C) snake of an (Am) uncle (Em) to (C) toast
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So you (C) killed Polonius on accident
You’re (F) back from England, where you (G) had been sent,
And (C) found that Ophelia turned crazy and drowned.
(F) Hamlet maybe it’s time you stop (G) screwing around!
(C) Hamlet things aren’t (Am) looking good for your (G) team
Although it’s (Am) meager, you’re (Em) eager
(Dm) For re(C)venge since you (Am) saw your (Em) father’s (C) ghost
While (C) with the Queen, and(Am) acting all mean, and your mother(G) had just screamed;
You heard him (Am) standing, (Em) demanding,
That you (Dm) turn his (C) perpe(Am)trators (Em) to (C) toast
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(C) Rosencrantz and Guilden(F)stern are dead,
And the (G) floors of Ellsinore are (F) running red
When (C) Gertrude died and La(F)ertes died
And (G) Claudius died before (F) Hamlet died.
This is a (C) tragedy indeed, which (F) Fortinbras must clean,
But (G) Hamlet, things we’re never looking good for your (F) team. (C)
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