Anti Social Song

L: Kevin Simmons

M: Kevin Simmons & Steve Davidson

Piano intro:  Bm  Am  Bm  Am  Bm  Am  Bm  Am

Intro:  C  Em  C  Em  C  Em  C  Em

I (Em) wake up in the morning (C/B)  throw my clothes on

(Em) Brush my teeth, scrub my hair, (C/B) relief is at the john

(Em) I’m drug to school reluctantly… (C/B)  find a vacant place

(Em) All best keep far away and (C/B) stay out of my face!

I (Em) sit in class all alone, (C/B)  no one will draw near;

They (Em) know that if they come too close I’ll (C/B)  kick them in their rear.

The (Em) teacher asks a question, I (C/B)  keep my hand down;

If she (Em) calls on me anyways… (C/B) I’ll bust her in her crown!

I (Em) get my lunch.  I eat it up, and (C/B)  not a word I speak.

(Em) All just look at me and say that (C/B)  I’m the school freak.

But (Em) I know something they don’t know.  My (C/B)  theory is so sound.

(Em) Man is at his very best when (C/B) no one is around!

(Em) Stay away,(Em6) stay away; stay (Em) far away from (Em6) me,

I (Em) don’t like you, don’t (Em6) think I do, you (Em) all make me crab(Em6)by!

(Em) Stay away,(Em6) stay away, stay (Em) far away you (Em6) fool.

I’m (Em) only anti(Em6)social ‘cause (A7) everyone’s e(Em)vil!!!

The last verse switches to a feel somewhere in between 3/2 and 2/2, you’d have to hear it.  The song becomes progressively louder and more violent as well.  The piano can be used to add variety, substituting Bm for the Em,  or Am for the C/B.