
From random interviews to detailed skits to drive-by blah'ings, you can count on the Fully Clothed Men having a good time. If you have ever seen a movie that you just don't get, you know what to expect from the men. They find amusement in filming third rate music videos to second rate songs. They find it humorous to film themselves miniature golfing. A meal at Jack in the Box is good old-fashioned entertainment. If you know anyone of the members of this so-called "troupe" you may well know what I am talking about...
Bob - 10.24.81 - 5'10 - 145
Enjoys listening to Field Shows and blowing up things. He works at Stater Bros., the low price leader, owns a business with Quixtar, and while he began at RCC, he will finish his college career at Cal State Pomoma. Nothing satisfies him like a Dr. Pepper, especially when he adds extra syrup from the fountains at Taco Bell. Often works the camera for FCM, but is willing to act when an over-actor is needed.
Brian - 11.8.79 - 5'7 - 141
Enjoys talking smack and dreaming of acting. Will quit his job at a day care center here shortly, and pursue a degree at Murrietta Bible College, where he will live on campus. The only member of his family that actively dranks milk, he often has an entire galloon of low fat milk to himself. While with FCM he enjoys acting and dictating the outcome of the skit, he writes many skits and whines about the inactivety that FCM sometimes lapses into.
Chris - 2.12.82 - 6'2 - 164
Enjoys playing starcraft and pulling down his pants for money. He is employed at Tony's Spunky Steer--his hours were cut because he works slow--and attends school at RCC with the intention of transfering to UCR. He is a variety dranker, and often fills up his soda at Jack-in-the-Box only half-way to refill with a different flavor. Chris has been writing an FCM movie for far longer than it should take, but he still acts in skits others write.
Jason - 2.8.83 - 5'5 - 173
Enjoys sitting around on the computer all day and dreaming of foreign languages. Jason works on the Riverside County webpage as a means of employment, and plans on obtaining a degree from UCR. He can be caught with a Pepsi in his hand if you look fast enough. He seems to be a fledling among FCM and usually only acts in skits, however several of his ideas have been encorporated into skits of the troupe.
Kevin - 12.16.81 - 6'1 - 181
Enjoys playing the guitar and sleeping until noon. He has decided not to seek a job in order to more actively practice his skills of lucid dreaming, however he does own his own Quixtar business, and studies Political Science at UCI. He often vows to quit dranking soda, but lapses back into consuming liters of Coke. Among FCM he writes songs and skits, while motivating Chris to finish his movie, and acting in various skits that the men film.
Kyle - 5.12.82 - 5'10 - 192
Enjoys driving recklessly and amending well established rules. He hangs cielings for money, owns a Quixtar business, and transfers from school to school while switching his majors. With UCI and RCC down he is heading towards Cal State Pomona with a Dr. Pepper in his hand. Among the men he laughs when ideas for skits are thought up, thinks up some ideas for skits, and acts in those thought up and thinks up skits alike.
Steve - 8.13.83 - 6'0 - 160
Enjoys talking about work and wussing out when presented with a risk. He works at Tony Spunky Steer, but will quit shortly in order to attend UCI and study Criminology. He has added cherry syrup into all kinds of soda at work, but finds that he prefers a Dr. Pepper over any other drank, with or without cherry syrup. He often acts in FCM videos of all sorts, and many times even comes up with the idea to be filmed.